I bet I procrastinate better than you do

The Mixtape: Vol. #60 How do you procrastinate, Reader? Do you sit down at your desk and then pick at your cuticles for 20 minutes? Do you glance at your phone—just for a second, to do something you definitely need to do—but accidentally end up solving the last three weeks of Connections? Do you text stupid GIFs to your sister that only she will find funny? (... do you take ten minutes to scroll back through three months of daily back-and-forth to find this specific exchange, record a...